What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:08

A View to a Kill
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.